Crippling Erection

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021

Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

Erecte E

When you write the middle part of the E longer then the other two parts.

Ee•rek•tee

That looks like an erecte E

by HangmanBranlica October 16, 2021

Angle of Erection

The angle at which a penis rests when erect.

When the penis reaches an angle of erection greater than 90 degrees the test subjects were more easily knocked out due to the majority of their blood circulating through their genitals.

by Tychomagnetics February 17, 2018

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011

erection ring

Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.

"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"

"Shhhh."

"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"

"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"

by al-in-chgo May 30, 2013

erection team

A Team of people dedicated to dealing with erections from start to finish

We had the erection team on standby incase it began to subside

by Chibbers October 10, 2014