hometown electrician

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.

"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*

by crazy nucker April 22, 2010

Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019

Girlfriend elect

The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.

A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.

My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.

by Flynn Rider's a heart throb February 27, 2021

BBK Electronics

BBK Electronics Corporation is a Chinese private company that produce television sets and phones. It is one of the world's leading smartphone manufacturers, and a subsidiary of British private company Yusufs Milkshakes.

They are the parent company of the phone brand One Plus, and Oppo. In Septemnber 2018, Yusufs Milkshakes acquired BBK and all its brands for over £371 million.

Yusus Shake: One Plus is the world's greatest smartphone company!

Piper Piper: i will help you advertise.

Ranger: BBK Electronics is cool.

by DebiddoFan June 19, 2021

The Elect

Third-wave antiracist social justice warriors that take themselves too seriously and believe their cause is important enough that it warrants hurting other people, and sometimes destroying their lives, over even the smallest political correctness faults, especially on Twitter. The term was coined by Joseph Bottum and popularized by John McWhorter.

"We will term these people The Elect. They do think of themselves as bearers of a wisdom, granted them for any number of reasons—a gift for empathy, life experience, maybe even intelligence. But they see themselves as having been chosen, as it were, by one or some of these factors, as understanding something most do not." -- John McWhorter

by rorrzo November 15, 2021

electroencephalographically challenged

an absence of brain-waves/brain-activity.Braindead

person1:This guy is f*cking electroencephalographically challenged...

person2:...what?

steve irwins not dead, hes electroenchephalographically challenged... {we miss u steve :( }

by mastery77777 October 23, 2006

Electronic Arts

A bunch of wankers who produce buggy/laggy/shit/poorly-coded games and make loads of money from it.

"Challenge EVERYTHING"

by Managing Director, EA Games May 8, 2003