Edenism

An weirdly funny unexplainable mistake that no one understands but are laughed at and brushed off nonetheless

Well, theres my daily edenism.

by Mceded July 9, 2025

Eden

a beautiful person personality, physically, mentally, emotionally and more a unique person who is alway blooming and they are so lovely. seemingly always like a god or goddess or an angel the only way to describe them is - adorable, amazing, unique, beautiful, out of this world, the best, my angel, my goddess/god, and so many more anyone is lucky to have someone like them i would protect them with every being in my body to make sure nothing bad ever happens to them again and i would love to give them the world

axel- who is that?
wren- that’s eden.
axel- they are amazing i’m going to ask them to hang out

by axelfindsthisfunny July 2, 2021

Eden

Eden is like Cassie in Euphoria: naive, sexy she makes a lot of movies but she gets heartbroken by stupid boys who don't know how to love her. Eden is usually either a shy or extremely outgoing girl. When her sassy side is brought out, you all better run. Is very kind to everyone that she loves, but is a menace to those few people that she hates. She always tries her best, and doesn't care what others think of her. Eden loves to be weird around her true friends, and is always there to help them . For Halloween she can be a sexy nurse or Megan Fox ,she usually is extremely well blessed in the chest and butt area, but always tries to hide it.

Damn, look at Eden! I would kill to have that body!
Oh my, thank you so much Kara! You're really kind!

by Jadentikok17 November 21, 2021

Eden

Sexiest girl to ever exist. Gets lots of bitches and everyone likes her. Also has a ginormous dick (or really good pussy) and is the biggest sigma female to ever exist

"Do you see her over there? That's Eden, she's the sexiest and hottest girl in the entire city."

by Nofeetmailman May 17, 2023

Charlie Eden

Some 16 year old autistic NONCE who touches up little Bhutanese children whilst fantasising about raping his mongoloid sister, he also supports Everton, and loves getting railed by Wayne Rooney. He currently studies esports at some dodgy six form. Vote Reform UK, BNP, BUF, EDL and Tate. O.R.I.O.N

Charlie Eden got touched up by an Everton fan whilst touching up some 5 year old girl again 🙄

by Seeking March 25, 2025

Eden's Language

A term used to describe frequency, movements, or an animal talking. Frequency can speak by mimicking words. Movements can make sounds that mimic words. Eden's language is a language to help you get closer to God. It teaches you that animals can speak by mouthing words. Currently animals mimic bad frequency so if they speak I'll it's because they are imitating bad frequency. Usually they are full of love. Eden's language can tell you what another person is thinking or feeling. That can be done by watching them eat their thoughts will come out by mouthing words.

She used Eden's language to talk to her cat

by Mary Magdala September 22, 2025

Eden

The prettiest boy you will ever see. his eyes are bright and magnificent, pulling you in immediately. Very hard working and will always stick by your side, even, sadly, to the people that wrong him. he's very sensitive, his eyes after crying are incredibly beautiful. He is indescribably stunning, almost to the point of tears. They are insecure and it pains you because he can't see himself the way you see him.

person 1: hey dude what do you think of eden??
person 2: I get kinda nervous around them cause they're so attractive haha

by eden's boyfriend November 21, 2021