Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

swaggers dozen

A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.

"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
swag swagger fuck boy

by archie69 May 4, 2015

Baker's Daughter's Dozen

Thirteen of something plus a sexual favor

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.

by Brophytastic November 22, 2016

Hairy Baker's Dozen

A group of 12 hairy men with a hairy 13th man as their leader

See Hairy 12

That Hairy Baker's Dozen is a good looking group of dudes

by KöJøffə January 31, 2016

Hater's Dozen

A Hater's Dozen is 11 donuts.

Nik: Man, that donut shop gave me a Hater's Dozen.

Jesse: Well, you're an asshole so you probably deserve it.

by SoggyGeg November 19, 2018

Firehouse Dozen(donuts)

A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.

Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).

by 2LunchTommy December 7, 2018

A dozens

Many bunches of 12’s.

I couldn’t believe how many legos he had, there were a dozens. You know, like bunches and bunches of dozens.

by Wickywalk June 13, 2018