dorito head

A ugly guy with no life that you may have liked before. He is definitely a nerd. He made a group called "The Math Kidz" he is so ugly.

Dorito head makes me barf

by Basically its me March 4, 2018

dorito feet

when someones feet smell so bad that they smell like cheese doritos

person 1:i havent taken a shower in a week

person 2:congratulations

person 1:(takes off shoes)

person 2:damn i smell doritos

person 1:nah its just my dorito feet

by up your moms cooch March 13, 2008

Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020

dorktown

the slang name given to dorking in surrey.. no idea who came up with it.. probably the dorktown punks (who are a society of punks who own a pub and put on bare gigs)

dev: so where do you come from?
albert: dorktown baby.
dev: yeah? i heard that place is wak.
albert: tis.

by jamie wilson November 14, 2007

Doertard

A combination of Dork, Nerd and Retard.

Tiffany you are acting like such a Doertard.

by Brooklyn Fracalossy March 27, 2009

Dorris

All Dorris' are females but not all females are Dorris'. A Dorris is a female figure in your life you view as a mother like figure, this may be a girlfriend or just a close friend. Your mother is an automatic Dorris.

Jasper- "Hey Ryan, how's your Dorris?"

Ryan- "Yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah."

by Rydawgs July 28, 2016

dorritos day

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005