domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl December 2, 2015

Domesticated metro sexual

A Portuguese guy who wears a black and pink hat.

That pink and black hat really brought out his domesticated metro sexual side.

by Red_beard January 23, 2022

domesticity

To be overly enamored with all things domestic, i.e. jam making, baking, Martha Stewart, Rachel Ray, and being better than everyone else in your suburban neighborhood.

I do not wish to partake in your domesticity.

by Justin0077 June 18, 2014

domestic insanity

Insanity that usually doesn't manifest itself visibly, and usually is never found. Includes things like stalking, planning (but not enacting) murders, etc.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Blake yesterday?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He got arrested! They say that he could have snapped at any moment and killed someone! They found lots of creepy things in his house.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of domestic insanity.
Guy 1: Definitely.

by Gage Tampings September 16, 2012

cultive domesticity

a cult of women who stay at home all day cooking, cleaning, and making sandwiches.

Go join the cultive domesticity and make me a sandwich.

by Miss Kohl Nolan November 11, 2010

Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

domestic chatter

Conversations revolved around the topics of marriage and children. Occures most commonly in the work place.

As a young, single, and childless individual, my coworkers' endless talk of their "perfect" kids and "shitty" husbands makes me want to quit. I need an environment with less domestic chatter.

by AudiLuver August 28, 2017