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Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.
tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.
by orangecrocs4life May 8, 2021
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Discount

The Word For Counting Down.
I Can Discount To -20!
by Ollie Smartnut July 13, 2022
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discount jacksracing

Tim is discount jacksracing and is not a Chad.
Tim(discount jacksracing) fought jacksracing and lost terribly.
by Alfieallin February 6, 2022
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Discount Boyfriend

Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.
“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”
by Zerox September 11, 2021
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Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024
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Discount Double Check

When you're sitting across from your buddy and kick both of your legs up giving him a shin and a cup check at the same time.
Why is Nick in so much pain?
Jeff gave him a discount double check while they were sitting down having a cigarette.
by Doctor.Green July 6, 2025
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Gay Discount

The queer discount or gay discount is an unofficial discount occasionally given to queer individuals by another member of the LGBTQ+ community. Often the queer cashier will “forget” to ring up an item, or ring up a discount or cheaper item. It is best practice to make sure this is not a genuine mistake however, and double check the price and the items with the cashier before leaving.
When the cashier recognized I was gay too, I got a gay discount on those art supplies! They “forgot” to ring up my paints!”

What’s the gay discount?”

“It’s when a queer cashier recognizes another queer person, and gives them a discount on what they’re getting, purely because they like their vibes!”

“ That’s so cool!”
by Charnelgrin July 10, 2025
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