Depression

Something my ex wife gave me

Guy1: “Hey man I’ve been diagnosed with depression, can you help?”
Guy2: “man that must be tough, try not being sad”

by DepressedSingleDad May 16, 2021

depression

its a feeling you cant over come you think you can but you cant. People with depression dont feel no more they feel left out and they dont wanna carry on with life.people think you have getting better but no you got better at hiding how you feel. You getting better in who to trust getting the feel were you dont know what love is anymore sick of how people think this is my phase of depression.

Depression

by xxx.van.xxx May 6, 2018

Depression

Ok. Imagine this. You're in a group of people that are receiving balloons. Everyone is handed a dozen balloons, but when they reach you, you hold out your hand expecting balloons and are handed a bag of sharp rocks. People take notice, but instead of removing the rocks, some of them make them look nice or add smooth ones while others tell you that at least you're safe on the ground. It doesn't help. That's depression.

Depressed person: I can't take it anymore! Life is so horrible!
"Happy" person: You don't look like you have depression. At least you have nice clothes. Mine are ugly brown.

by Ghostwriter24 February 14, 2019

depression

Often you see yourself in a dark room. Everything around you may seem grey or black. the world somehow disappears and you only see pain. In most settings, you stare off into space and see nothing, because your mind is numb. You often cry aggressively in your room or the bathroom. Sometimes when you cry it fees like someone is strangling you. It's the darkest place to be. Sometimes even unavoidable. Can be caused because of relationships gone bad.

boy: Damn, what was wrong with Diana today? She looks like she's already dead.
girl: she's like that everyday, she has depression.
Boy: Omg i didn't know. That's awful!

by pain assasin November 9, 2017

Depression

Use depression with caution. Side effects can include, but are not limited to: isolation, excessive consumption of sugar caffeine or alcohol, no consumption of food or drink, listening to sad songs, lying to your family, lying to your doctor, cutting of good friends, vaping, smoking, thinking drug use will help, more depression, self harm, suicidal thoughts, and even suicide. Depression abuse is common. If you or anyone you know is struggling with depression abuse, tell someone you trust. If you think someone you know is struggling with depression abuse look for these side effects try to get them help.

Dude 1: “Hey man, I got some depression in my bag, you wanna go do it in the bathroom with me?”
Dude 2: “No dude, you should get some help though, depression isn’t healthy.”

by MiddletonHSkid December 23, 2018

Depression

The worst shit ever

Person A: I have depression and blah-
Person B: So wait so you are sad all day?
Person A: Fuck no and let me finish my sentence next time you uncultured swine.

by Unlikeableloser...Bitch November 22, 2018

Depression

The shittiest shit that can ever shit someon's shitting pants. If you are diagnosed with depression, it means you brain doesn't process enough chemicals because of stress, or a brain development error. This can lead to feelings of worthlessness, and even result in suicide.
If you are feeling suicidal, contact a free trusted adult, or consult the suicide hotline, before it's too late.

Jimbo: "Greg, you've been eyeing my handgun with an auspicious look! Are you experiencing depression?"
Greg: ...

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 3, 2020