Death Fan 5000

A game where several rat traps are placed on the blades of a ceiling fan, the more the better, and when each of the participants are ready, the fan is turned on High. The goal is to avoid getting hit by the traps.

Last night's game of Death Fan 5000 was awesome!

by Goony goon April 26, 2005

death snow

beautiful snow that looks like sparkly glitter on a ski slope, but as soon as you start to snowboard/ski down the mountain, wind picks up and the death snow attacks your face and feels like sand paper.
only known frozen thing to come straight from the fires of hell

guy 1: Awww, its so pretty
guy 2: Dude be careful. You brought you holy jacket, right?
guy 1: No, why?
guy 2: take a look, theres DEATH SNOW!
guy 1: o-shit...
(gets off chair lift)
guy 1: O GOD HELP ME!!! MY FACE!! IT FEELS LIKE SAND PAPER!!
guy 2: r-tard...

by Joey O'Connor January 30, 2008

Deathanol

A fuel made from corn used to displace gasoline usage and excessive oil importation from hostile countries. The corn used to produce Deathanol is not used for its traditional uses such as foreign food aide for underdeveloped countries. The end result is the trading of oil for human life.

My Hummer gets 10 miles per Ethiopian, and filling up with Deathanol is cheap!

by Rich_Lather April 16, 2008

death press

When a person is making love to a rather massive fat person who happens to be on top. The unfortunate Bastard on the bottom cant escape and gets mercilessly crushed to death.

*Paramedics arrive on scene* "Damn i didnt know jim would die via the death press..."

by GeraldM December 5, 2016

death du jour

Any type of death that is widely popular such as widespread death due to opiate overdose or mass tragedies or any dramatic violent death since the news will cover it because it brings in a wider audience which translates into higher advertising revenues.

Ah yes, it has been the absolute death du jour for sometime now!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2021

book death

The odour that assaults your nose every time you open a old used school book or an old book in the library.

A mixture of (but not limited to) mold, condensation, urine, deteriorating paper and dying childhood dreams.

"My 'Macbeth' book smells funky"
"Awe man, that's the stench of book death"

by lennlish March 3, 2010

swahili death hammer

Giant size penis that causes massive destruction to the swahili death hammer sleave

His swahili death hammer made her cry after just the tip was in.

by the delereus November 15, 2013