do you do drugs. uhh..define drugs. medicine? no. crack? of course not. marijuana? YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH! Nick Cannon's hillarious daddy! shut the fuck up son!
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"When my girlfriend passed out Dave slopped his massive dong on her lips. And she loved it."
"My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"
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A blind Batman who is just as awesome, if not even more awesome than the caped Crusader himself. Wears a badass red devil like costume and has a badass billy club.
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Get the dave chappelle mug.An immensely handsome young male that has the ability to generate a climax in a woman with a wave of his wand. Known to also be an avid football follower.
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Get the Dave K mug.National Dave Day is traditionally being celebrated on the 8th of December. Folklore goes that on this day in the year 1934 a Dave was born somewhere in the world every second. We commemorate this, which in certain circles has been known as 'The Tenth World Wonder, by showing a little bit of extra love to a Dave in your vicinity. Traditional dishes for this special day are decorated pancakes and heart shaped food. Dave's name is frequently spelled on said pancake with different types of topping. One could consider melted chocolate, marshmallows or maple syrup to name a few. It is widely regarded as a scientific fact that every Dave likes to munch down on a good homemade pancake. One could expect exclamations such as the 'Yummieeeeeee', 'Mmmmmmmm' or 'Not too shabby' as Dave attacks his carb-bomb. Make your Dave's day special too, and show him that you care. 8th of December, National Dave Day, a joy for all.
Happy National Dave Day to one and all!
Well, would you believe it? Dave was radiating after eating the pancake I made him for his special day.
I'm well chuffed that we got to celebrate National Dave Day again this year.
Well, would you believe it? Dave was radiating after eating the pancake I made him for his special day.
I'm well chuffed that we got to celebrate National Dave Day again this year.
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