A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 19, 2010
Get the dangling deucemug. by HazaEllis1 March 27, 2022
Get the Dangle Dmug. When your arse is so hairy, your turd balls, stick to your anal vines and dangle like fruits from a tree.
Not for human consumption!
Not for human consumption!
by Crudeoil December 17, 2021
Get the Dangle berriesmug. When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
by Stivchik June 21, 2019
Get the angle dangledmug. (Verb) To trim your hanging ball pubes while you straddle a trash bucket, using your scissors to snip pubes and let them fall like feathers into the trash.
(Adj) A description of someone or something that has the looks of a trimmed or shaved ball sac.
(Noun) A cut that trims or shaves the pubes of a ball bag, leaving it fresh and enjoyable.
(Adj) A description of someone or something that has the looks of a trimmed or shaved ball sac.
(Noun) A cut that trims or shaves the pubes of a ball bag, leaving it fresh and enjoyable.
Charlie had to dangle cut in the privacy of his bathroom, so his mother would not see his balls flap over a can.
"Holy Shit, You see that guy's head, dangle cut scary."
John's dangle cut was the best in town.
"Holy Shit, You see that guy's head, dangle cut scary."
John's dangle cut was the best in town.
by Mr WordSmith March 16, 2014
Get the Dangle Cutmug. The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.
by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016
Get the dangling massmug. 