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The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018
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The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018
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stupid dam fucking idiot

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Snake River Dam Breaker

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
by Dawulferine April 17, 2019
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Dam Juan

by Niggacheese Raven September 15, 2019
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pizza dam

The solid block of constipation you get after eating a shit ton of pizza.
"Hey Babe you've been in the bathroom a long time..."
"I know, I've got a pizza dam going on right now"
by Pizzalover69;) May 3, 2018
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Dam Cap

Shortened to the Robin Ruth Amsterdam cap.

Dam caps are notoriously worn by Chavs for their low cost and similarity to the DSQUARED cap.
Person 1: Hi guys
Person 2: Aye
Person 1: Is no one going to mention my cap?
Person 3: Why what?
Person 1: It's my Dam cap!
Person 4: What the fuck's that?
Person 1: I don't know but everyone in Blacon's wearing it!
by RAREST9001 November 17, 2017
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