This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.
by donna knight August 23, 2008
When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.
"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"
by Pitou1093 May 10, 2013
A combination of Mexican, Irish and Eskimo. These citizens have long hair on their face with black, oarnge and white hairs. Typical name is Joe.
by Skittlzdaboss June 16, 2018
When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.
Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!
by Sanjiia November 11, 2009
by milhouse & DAASZ August 17, 2010
First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.
Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.
by ranchanator February 25, 2010
When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.
Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me
Sasha: okay
(15minutes later)
Sasha: what was that it was amazing
Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe
Sasha: okay
(15minutes later)
Sasha: what was that it was amazing
Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe
by Slim Jim642 April 16, 2014