croissant

1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time

She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

Croissant

When a fat girl gets flaky on you. Because Croissants are squishy and flaky, like fat girls.

That Big Bitch show up to the concert? Nah, man she went all croissant me.

by Snow Storm T April 1, 2009

crod

someone who is extremely evil, overly ditzy, and thinks they are liked.

Our substitute teacher in History is such a crod!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

croin

when pants are riding so high that when your sitting down you can see the dick and balls protruding, this new entity is no longer dick and balls but a single croin

"dude my pants are so tight that my croin hurts"

dude 1: "dude put that croin in the trash"

Dude 2: "ill put you in the dirt"

by jayrayvay February 26, 2009

choid

A dick that is fat and short af.

Harrison has a choid.

by cranemamba October 30, 2017

criddle

1. To rifle through your personal belongings or other peoples stuff, with or without intention. 2.Searching for any type of treasures in discarded items. 3. To steal slyly

Someone criddled my ipod out of my backpack. CriddelCridlelCriddledCriddlerCriddle SackCriddle Stick

by Gnarlburl_Luv December 28, 2011

Choid

Someone who smiles and giggles a lot for no reason. Someone who is always cheerful and often voted labour.

Choid: “Marky don’t get angry. Ha ha ha ha ha.”
Marky: “grr” (followed by the ademance theor)

by Choidlabour May 7, 2019