crocs

Crocs are the most stylish shoes you can possibly wear. They are available in a multitude of colors and styles. Wear black studded crocs to assert your dominance to other human beings. Put your crocs in sports mode to be the raddest kid on the block.

Dude #1: Bro, look at my fresh Yeezys!
Dude #2: Ha! Those don’t even begin to compare to my super lit black studded crocs. Check it out, I can even put them in sports mode!
Dude #1: Wow! I’m going to trade in my Yeezys for some of those lit crocs!

by okthisismy”pseudonym” April 12, 2019

Crocs

A weird show that kids mostly wear but it looks weird on people older than 13.

Uhhh I can't stand crocs on teenagers, it's too weird.

by Blueydog August 13, 2023

Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.

Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.

by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019

Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus

Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??

by Therake1991 January 1, 2025

Croc-ing

Any activity involving Crocs ®

The couple were croc-ing through the mall gracefully.

by NvteDogg December 30, 2020

words to my crocs bitch

words to my crocs bitch is a phrase used mostly by new yorkers. the phrase means “i swear” or “told you so”

person one: “bro, madison beer just followed my insta.”

person two: “no way, show me”

person one: *pulls up instagram and shows that madison beer follows them back* see? words to my crocs bitch 🤪

by Whydoesurmom February 20, 2021

Crocs

The most bisexual shoe there is

Sarah: Hey, I know she had a boyfriend before, but you think she might be into me?

Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!

by StrangerPopTart September 27, 2022