Mid Teen Crisis

when a teen goes crazy for a short period of time unexpectedly and for no known reason

"Owain is going crazy"
"Dylan did this last week, must be a mid teen crisis"

by fieldfish January 31, 2010

mid-teen crisis

When a teen at 16 or 17 is going through problems with family, school, friends etc.

Amy: What's wrong with Dominic? He looks down today.
Jason: Yea he's having a mid-teen crisis

by JamaicanDonQ March 8, 2011

No-Life Crisis

1. When someone finally realizes that they have no life whatsoever, because a life does not consist of playing WoW for 20 hours out of the 24 hour day.
2. When someone dies, and they have a really hard time dealing with it.

1. Hey, look, Eric's having a no-life crisis! He just got his Night Elf up to level 60 on WoW, and he finally figured out that he's a loser.
2. Yeah, Bob croaked the other day, but he's having a really hard time accepting that he's dead. He keeps coming into the bar, and ordering vodka... it's a sad sight, really.

by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005

identity crisis

1. A psychological condition in which one is attempting to unify a subjective sense of self.
2. A sexual orientation conflict within one's self that has not been resolved.
3. A stage of psycho-neurological development, as in adolescence, where hormonal imbalances influence sociological and sexual choices (phase).

I really don't know if Kodie is gay, metro sexual, or just going through an identity crisis.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

Crisis

krahy-sis noun,

A self inflicted gasoline problem caused by a flock of morons. Usually this flock lacks of common sense. You can locate

flocks like these in the Dallas, Fort Worth area.

"Did y'all hear a few Quick Trips might not refuel a couple of their stations on time?"
"OMG let's panic y'all and buy up as much gas as we can!!"

"I need to fill up my unnecessarily large pickup that I don't use as a pickup to compensate for my tiny pecker"

"Y'all!!! 7-11 done is bein' refueled!! Let's rush it y'all... 'cause them field technicians, delivery folks, ubers and lyft people are the anti Jesus!! Get the fuel before them people do!"

"Y'all? I caint get gas anywhere! They done been sucked dry! We have a major crisis y'all"

by El_Weavo April 19, 2018

criss

Jamaican Term:

Looking fresh, sharp

“I saw her coming out of the hairdressers and she was looking criss.”

by bystander12 April 25, 2019

Quarterlife crisis

The same existential/identity crisis that affects middle-aged people, but at around the age of 25.

- Dude, have you heard about Brian? He's given up college and decided to go backpacking through Latin America!
- Yeah, he's probably in his quarterlife crisis...

by P_gm December 18, 2012