A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
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Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
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