Jimmy creamed

To completely mess up or to fuck up horribly.

woah dude you really Jimmy Creamed that abortion.

by bloodyhellharry July 20, 2016

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!

by Raj Gill August 26, 2016

straight cream

When something is rad, cool, out there. Legit. Sweet. Awesome. Sick. Slick. Better than yours. Better than mine.

That girl's butt is straight cream!

by StacheTastic November 7, 2015

Cream Croissant

A penis

suck a cream croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018

Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

cream egging

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.

cream egg ,how do you like yours ???

preferbly dribbling out of our lasses ass!!

cream egging :)

by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011