Person 1: “Why didn’t you text me last night? Were you with a girl?”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
by baby-bop March 28, 2018
Get the Crayon mug.When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.
by jakmof April 21, 2018
Get the crayon mug.Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?
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Get the Crayon mug.When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
Get the Wiping the crayon mug.It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by Intermediate Lingo Archiver November 4, 2020
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