Cork tease

A person who becomes overly flirty, touchy-feely, and affectionate with another person after drinking too much wine; making the other person think they will be engaging in physical activities; when ultimately, no chance exists.

Allison and I got wasted in Central Park after we split two bottles of red. I was totally gonna make out with her, but it turns out she’s nothing but a cork tease.

by Boat the Rock October 15, 2018

Cork an avalanche

To stop the leaking of ones orifice.
To stop the the thecnocolor yawn.

To subside the back door flow

Man, I feel like I'm going to be sick. I need to cork an avalanche.."

by PMCB August 28, 2016

Cork Stooly

A mixed drink consisting of vodka, tequila, and a lemon. Originates from Russian immigrants on South Padre island near the Mexican border.

Jeeves, can you get me another Cork Stooly please?

by Jingleman August 19, 2008

Cooter cork

its basically it's a words for a tampon.

Hey,will you go and get me a cooter cork form my bathroom it's that time of the month.

by Mac1499 July 9, 2016

cork boarding

While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.

While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.

by RRiveraLB April 10, 2016

cork lumber

The act in which a man lies on his back during intercourse and the fine young lady of his choosing spins around on the shaft of his penis (or his lumber) creating a cork screw effect.

Hey man i was with my girl last night and she really gave me a good cork lumber.

by H&Mmoneyswizzz July 24, 2016

Corking the Bottle

The act of inserting your testicles into a participating partners ass (male or female). It is preferable that the ass is a tight one. Then when you pull your testicles out they should make a "pop" sound, like pulling a cork out of a bottle.

I corked your sister last night and ended up with shit on my balls.

I was Corking the Bottle last night when her parents walked in on us. The chic was so surprised and tried to pull away which, for obvious reasons, I was trying to stop turned the Corking into a Rodeo.

by Doogyhowser March 7, 2008