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Alex David Cory

Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.

Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up

Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up

Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
by PenisBallsCockAss July 13, 2023
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Cory Lane Parks

Damn, that jokes a cory lane parks
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fuck me good cory

When something is almost as orgasmic as Caitlin Jenner and Cory fucking and getting stuck handcuffed to an elephant statue in 2017.
Mmm this food smells good.

Yuh, fuck me good Cory!
by Omgronnyyyy January 9, 2018
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The best women in the universe and in spirit. She shine like a bright star. So beautiful you won't want to keep your eyes off of her. She also likes to be called Cece,and if you get on her bad side...let's just say it was nice knowing you...
Cory Alexandra Bowman Taylor just walked through the door and I can't keep my eyes off her she has this glow to her that just makes you feel so comfy.
by Scummylyf April 22, 2017
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Cory All I Drink Is Wine

A fag kid who goes to lower dauphin. well... went to... now he's cyber schooled because he slowly realized nobody in public school likes him. He is a firefighter... always talking about fighting fires or firemen or a joke he heard from the firemen. He is always talking about getting pussy yet never getting it. He would fuck anything with a hole. He is kind of a douche bag and likes to wear tight jeans.

Famous quote:
"grab er by er hips and ride er like a roller coaster"
- Hey what do you want to do today?

- Not chill with Cory All I Drink Is Wine he is a fagget.
by Coco express February 17, 2010
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Cory

Cory is the tallest, hottest, most handsome, athletic person you’ll never meet. Typically born in January and is friends with everybody but only likes a small group of people. Everyone wishes they could get with Cory and if you had your chance and messed it up you’ll regret it.
Woah who’s they guy over there
Oh that’s Cory
by Echo2x October 10, 2022
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