coontop

From the days of the afro-pick comb,the coontop is the hair pulled forward to resemble the bill or brim of a baseball cap.

Say bro thats a right-on coontop you gots goin on !

by fluvio the great March 24, 2011

Coofun

The state of being cool and fun.

Dude, you shufflin' was so coofun. Not as much as your windmill that is true coofun.

by TGACOs' September 6, 2011

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

coontitties

The baddest most whip ass guy you know. Nickname for Connor. Usually a hillbilly with strong southern roots, manners, and a true gentleman. When not being a hellion.

Will: coontitties, what're'ya doing?
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!

Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.

by CeeDubya September 26, 2013

Coont Dracula

Going down on a nigger on her period

Did you see Steffs face after doing the Coont Dracula on that girl who looks like Big Momma?

by Black to the Future October 26, 2013

cooktionary

A book full of instructions for making different foods, i.e. a cookbook.

After a bad week I need to make some comfort food from the cooktionary.

by Chef Grandpa January 16, 2014

coontache

Countach. Nice way to describe a person that is usually known as a cunt.

That horrible person acted as a "coontache".

by set1instone May 19, 2014