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Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.
Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017
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cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
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cooch gremlin

The result of unprotect sex.
Where is Tara? She is at home with her Cooch Gremlin Robert gave her.
by JayRizzy November 27, 2021
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spare cooch

It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her
hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch
by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021
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Blicking in the cooch

Beating the coochie up

Beating it so good that u gotta dance or you going crazy
Yo bro I just came from my girl house and i was blicking in the cooch, i was going crazy.
by RaneeHolley February 7, 2023
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cooch mooch

Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.

Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.
John, are you two gonna be in there all day?

John: until she kicks me out!

Man, you are such a cooch mooch!
by bluecoyote May 12, 2014
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