Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017
Get the Cooch Sneezemug. Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
Get the cooch goblinmug. by JayRizzy November 27, 2021
Get the cooch gremlinmug. by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021
Get the spare coochmug. by RaneeHolley February 7, 2023
Get the Blicking in the coochmug. Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.
Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.
Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.
John, are you two gonna be in there all day?
John: until she kicks me out!
Man, you are such a cooch mooch!
John: until she kicks me out!
Man, you are such a cooch mooch!
by bluecoyote May 12, 2014
Get the cooch moochmug. 