kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.

I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch

by coochpooch June 5, 2010

boba-cooch

putting multiple boba bubble balls in your cooch and sneezing so they pop in said cooch

I heard Emma and Tiffany had boba-coochs over the weekend

by howdyluvs December 11, 2019

cooch mooch

Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.

Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.

John, are you two gonna be in there all day?

John: until she kicks me out!

Man, you are such a cooch mooch!

by bluecoyote May 12, 2014

Cooch Braille

Rubbing a vagina with your fingers. Masturbation of a chick.

I'm well versed in cooch braille...... I'm good with my fingers.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

Cooch Pooch

Cervix and Uterus area.

She got kicked in the cooch pooch!

by Silairam June 12, 2023

Cooch Shooter

When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina

Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter

by Pmdono May 14, 2016

cooch brush

a toothbrush you hand to a stank ass hoe so they can wash their stds away

Henry: Here Ally, use this cooch brush to wash your stanky cooch you std infested bitch

by Urban Bone Master September 24, 2020