Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

Constipants

Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.

Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.

Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.

by claybabe2k October 25, 2012

Culvers induced constipation

When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.

Why does joey look so bad?

Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation

by hie090866 October 20, 2014

Emotional Constipation

Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.

I am so tired of your emotional constipation!

by arkansas cowgirl March 24, 2010

Constipooped

Used to define people who are tired of being constipated.

The man's face was beyond a constipated face; He was constipooped.

by GooberGal July 14, 2011

constapooted

A fart that won't come out

Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.

by RnM4life May 14, 2016