Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
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Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.
"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."
by Section A December 17, 2013
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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 02, 2020
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Supreme Clusterfuck

Similar to a regular clusterfuck, only 300% or so worse.
Tim's onstage performance was a Supreme Clusterfuck
by SystemShutDown March 04, 2018
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clusterfuck

when looked at closely all human beings are a fuckin' mess or a clusterfuck
my life's a goddamn clusterfuck bitch
by @direlegion March 02, 2022
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Clusterfuck

Wait, what is that letter behind the tr? A kid opening Clustertruck will see it and go running down the road, screaming. Great job, Landfall!
Me: Hi kid, what are you playing?
Kid: Shut the fu*k up, i'm playing Clusterfuck!
by a roblox noob April 19, 2017
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