chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

Chatterboms

Chemically altered state of mind which keeps you wondering exactly what you doing?

I super chatterboms, what were we talking about?

by samballs November 14, 2012

chatty feely

When someone cannot stop chatting, either online or on the phone

Sheila is so chatty feely I ended up having to install whatsapp

by rhinoplast January 3, 2013

chatterblabs

noun, plural: a collection of blabbermouths who gab incessantly about meaningless topics for excessive amounts of time.

singular: "chatterblab"

"How was the party last night?"
"You didn't miss a thing, just a bunch of chatterblabs."

"Seen my twitter feed lately?"
"Can't keep up, you're such a chatterblab!"

by tootsaliscious December 9, 2013

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

by Fast Jonnie December 14, 2013

chattermouth

Someone who talks too much.

My bus driver takes forever on our bus route, because he is a chattermouth.

by Gabby Gabberton January 27, 2014

chatting bear macka

Chatting shit about something or someone.

Yo Alex i heard you've been chatting bear macka

by SaharaTheSwagMeister July 31, 2016