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chronic craigslister 

Someone that lists the same item for sale on Craigslist over and over and over!
Geez... I get sick of reading the same "chronic craigslister" ads on craigslist. I wish they would quit posting the same ad over and over.
chronic craigslister by Lo-rettie W September 9, 2009

Chronic blunt 

The life changing blunt, it changes your whole perspective on life and makes all your mental and physical pain go away. It usually contains a mix of some of the finest types of weeds there are, and are rolled into the fattest blunt ever.
"I think I will run for president." Thanks Chronic blunt.
Chronic blunt by Anchovie96 April 7, 2011

chronic bachelor

When a male keeps fucking other women but he won't marry them and he has a lot of women in his house
Jerry has salicia, ebony, aaliyah, and bonitta in his house and fucks them all but won't have a real relationship with at least one of them... He is a chronic bachelor

Chronic Diareah 

When you shit so much after eating arbys. It has a saying:

"it burns your ass, arbys tomorrow? no i'll pass"
i ate abrys earlyer today, ive been shittin chronic diareah ever since. even now while i type this definition in.
Chronic Diareah by joeybnukkas April 9, 2007

chronic colitis 

chronic colitis by theresa August 16, 2004

Chronic Day Advancement 

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.
I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.