crispy cum

when you cum and then fry your cum

"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022

Crispy Christ

A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.

Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?

Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!

by ME.💀 March 28, 2023

Crispy Piss

A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.

Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.

Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.

"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.

And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))

"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"

"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"

"... Again?"

by 49% of a Dream April 9, 2023

rice crispy square

Rice crispy squares are a very good dessert made out of the cereal rice crispys and marsh mellows

"I love rice crispy squares! It's like there made with rainbows!"

by Trainboy March 2, 2014

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox January 18, 2017

Grilled or Crispy

Adjective. 1. To exhibit total and complete control over an otherwise insurmountable predicament. 2. To express defiance over a superior or opposing faction.

1. Example: Don't worry bout it, it's all good, it's grilled or crispy.

2.Example: Why you be all up on mah face, it's grilled or crispy!

by Kisha Williams September 18, 2007

crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch

The british way of saying chip

Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021