adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018
Get the critically caucasion mug.1. When a black man is consumed by white culture he has rejected his blackness.
2.when a nigga is being an Oreo
3.When a black person acts entitled when their really and ignore the harsh realities of the world.
4.Racist toward other black folk
5.Blending ing with white people
6. Absorbing white propaganda
7.Ignorant fool
8. Disconnected with their racial identity
2.when a nigga is being an Oreo
3.When a black person acts entitled when their really and ignore the harsh realities of the world.
4.Racist toward other black folk
5.Blending ing with white people
6. Absorbing white propaganda
7.Ignorant fool
8. Disconnected with their racial identity
A nigga was losing his goddamn mind, yet he saw this kid acting nice and polite and pleasing white and shit he call him a Black Caucasian. Light skinned muthafuka.
by Drago Nino December 20, 2022
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The sheer & unbridled audacity of a White person or any non-melanated person, when they are clearly in the wrong.
TW: She got a lot of fucking nerve.
PC: I don’t know where she found the caucacity, but she needs to put it the fuck back, before she gets her ass beat.
PC: I don’t know where she found the caucacity, but she needs to put it the fuck back, before she gets her ass beat.
by TravWilly July 19, 2021
Get the Caucacity mug.A portmanteau of caucasian and audacity, used to refer to objects or people in the popular culture that reflect both an origin in whiteness or white pride and an emboldened disregard for good taste or sensible culture.
Ex. 1:
Person 1: Look at these fucking Trump supporters' signs: "BLTs Matter", "ACAP: All Coloreds Are Pigs".
Person 2: Jesus, man, the caucacity of those motherfucking crackers.
Ex. 2:
Person 1: My nigga, just went to the Indiana State Fair, motherfuckers had deep fried sticks of butter that they serve straight up with powdered sugar.
Person 2: That's some straight up caucacity,
Person 1: Look at these fucking Trump supporters' signs: "BLTs Matter", "ACAP: All Coloreds Are Pigs".
Person 2: Jesus, man, the caucacity of those motherfucking crackers.
Ex. 2:
Person 1: My nigga, just went to the Indiana State Fair, motherfuckers had deep fried sticks of butter that they serve straight up with powdered sugar.
Person 2: That's some straight up caucacity,
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Get the caucinfrican mug.1.(n.) A dirty, sleazy, Caucasian or of white ethnic background. Dirty, sleazy, schemer, who is less than honest.
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