Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.
by QueenPFlo September 8, 2018

The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.
by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010

Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024

by cpilled January 22, 2023

Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN
eww your such a calvin
by Phil Ronky March 27, 2019

A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.
by maxliter12 February 19, 2018
