Cig Cell

Common disorder in which the heart pumps nicotine throughout the body. Obtained from excessive amounts of nicotine.

Millions have died from the cig cell

by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018

sad cells

ghetto Winnipeg term for solatary confinement

"Free Josh out them sad cells" -grace via kalan

by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor January 4, 2018

Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.

Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.

by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013

cell belly

The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.

Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.

by Aulderath July 30, 2016

Cell Psyche

When one grabs their phone from their pocket/purse/anything, and the moment they do they recieve a new text message or call. Like they knew it was coming.

Person 1: Dude, the moment I picked up my phone, someone called me!

Person 2: Dude, your a cell psyche.

by Razolicious August 17, 2009

Door Cell

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.

Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."

by Adam Cerami May 23, 2008

Cell Job

The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.

Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."

by KoreanBattlefield December 4, 2010