brand pig

a term used to refer to a person who simps for brands. usuallly found bragging about their new air pods, how many times they've gone to disney world, and how good their new custom-made vans look.

"Don't hang out with Adam, he's such a brand pig. I saw him buying all seventeen color variants of the new Nike hoodie because he couldn't choose."

by eye-sick August 5, 2020

bucket brand

Nondescript product that has been dumped into a cannister and kicked along with no apparent use or direction.

The hotel bucket brand is an aged and musty property which has outlived its useful life cycle.

by C9Hotelworks October 28, 2017

Arizona Branding

When park your car in the sun and the seat belt clip burns you when you get into you car

Fuck its so hot out my Prius gave me an Arizona branding

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

Brand-used

something that has been used but is still brand new to you.

someone who wears a shirt one time and lets you have it. you just got a brand-used T-shirt

by chrisloves40s September 9, 2011

Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...

In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...

by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015

Code Brand

Anything that is so cheap and ghetto it was never even named, but simply has a bar code. Such as govt. cheese, honey, butter or bread. Usually used by large corporations that want to cut costs by using the lowest overhead products they can get away with.

I just heated up this slice from pizza hut.... that code brand cheese they use dont even melt!!??

by gwendolini May 24, 2009

Brand Bandit

When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.

Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep

Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit

by Classic Ormeau May 1, 2022