flaming boomerang

A double-ended dildo, dipped in the finest of spirits and ignited. Do with it what you will, but beware of wayward flames catching the bedclothes.

Ringol: I'm looking for a flaming boomerang.
Shopkeeper: You're in the wrong shop for that, miss.

by deweyorurrat May 5, 2021

Boomerang

I don't really care about what they say
I'mma come back like a boomerang
Won't let the haters get their way
I'mma come back like a boomerang
Ooh, ooh, whoa, ah
Ooh, ooh, whoa, ah
Ooh, ooh, whoa, ah
I'mma come back like a boomerang
Ooh, ooh, whoa, ah
Ooh, ooh, whoa, ah
Ooh, ooh, whoa, ah
I'mma, I'mma come back
They can keep talking their talk
But I'mma keep walking my walk
And I won't hear a sound
Yeah, they're just trying to see
If they can get the best of me
Well, not this time around

Imma come back like a boomerang

by GabbieStan21 December 12, 2018

Boomerang gift

A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.

"The next present was obviously a boomerang gift, but that's all right. I wanted it anyway."

by Atriguy February 11, 2023

jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.

I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.

by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017

Boomerang Neighbor

A neighbor or group of neighbors that aren't pleasant to live near. Usually loud obnoxious drug addicts who don't have any consideration for the people they live around. They are loud and unruly in the late hours of night and early AM hours. You get a stroke of luck where you suddenly don't see them for a few months. They might have been sent to jail or elsewhere, but you're just glad they're finally gone and that you can live in peace. But then they suddenly come back out of nowhere, back to their old antics and habits. You then realize their absence was temporary - thus the term "boomerang neighbor."

A neighbor you wish would move elsewhere, but they always end up coming back somehow.

Crap! Is that Courtney pulling up outside? She's the boomerang neighbor! And here I thought we were finally rid of her...

by IGavePietyDaShocka December 16, 2023

Boomerang bollox

When someone leaves a job but can't cut it so comes back,,

My god boomerang bollox is back here Again he can't make his mind up

by Spenna January 14, 2021

Boomerang Nits

Nits that fly about your head and come back to you like a boomerang. Usually are abnormally large, bigger than a fingernail at most.

Masie: Shakes hair
Layla: Errr all them boomerang nits are gonna come back ya know
Boomerang Nits: *fly back*

by bentwilly96 October 24, 2023