deweyorurrat's definitions

flaming boomerang

A double-ended dildo, dipped in the finest of spirits and ignited. Do with it what you will, but beware of wayward flames catching the bedclothes.

Ringol: I'm looking for a flaming boomerang.
Shopkeeper: You're in the wrong shop for that, miss.

by deweyorurrat May 5, 2021