Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0
Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024
Get the spicy bongosmug. a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.
"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."
"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"
"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"
by bongoman January 15, 2008
Get the bongo brothermug. by filipinoboy8 November 22, 2021
Get the bongomug. Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.
Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
Get the Split Bongomug. John: let me owe you for just a couple more days I need to feed my sick cat.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.
by BongoStopper8 June 24, 2021
Get the Bongomug. Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
Get the Crongo-Bongomug. by Tom the beeper January 16, 2016
Get the Bongosmug.