southern blumpkin

the act of recieving a blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) whilst packing a lip, preferably of grizzly

flanagan just got a southern blumpkin! the kid busted a nut on _______ while taking a dip shit!

by c4shm4n September 22, 2010

Naughty Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.

The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.

by Phil Price December 9, 2008

pumpkin blumpkin

a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin

"lil Pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin."

by little and big pete October 12, 2006

virgin blumpkin

A popular variation of the blumpkin where head is still given, but no shit is taken.

Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we're starting off with a virgin blumpkin. Baby steps, dig?

by Mai Vang August 11, 2004

country blumpkin

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

by alexandrob August 23, 2004

country Blumpkin

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004

blumpkin remix

the act of the guy enjoying taking a shit a lot more than getting his blow job.

Damn, I had the blumpkin remix last night while Sally was over.

by Conrad Murray February 18, 2011