the act of recieving a blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) whilst packing a lip, preferably of grizzly
by c4shm4n September 21, 2010
When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.
The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.
by Phil Price February 01, 2007
a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin
by little and big pete October 11, 2006
Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we're starting off with a virgin blumpkin. Baby steps, dig?
by Mai Vang August 11, 2004
uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
by alexandrob August 24, 2004
The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".
by Bad Monkey May 06, 2004
by Conrad Murray January 28, 2011