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bloody skunk

A bloody skunk is the result of an act of rough anal sex. The person receiving the anal sex is left looking like a bloody skunk. A skunk is black and white, just like the fecal matter and ejaculate. This skunk is bloody because the rough anal sex caused bleeding. The skunk is a skunk because it's a butt and, well, butts smell.
He got that woman so crunked
She didn't notice she got bloody skunked

He gave her a bloody skunk and immediately broke up with her afterwards. Then he sent some pictures of it to her parents. They were not impressed.
by Dan from Cali September 10, 2005
mugGet the bloody skunkmug.

bloody brian

Bloody Brian is an englishman that has typically escaped the motherland to hunt for sexy women and eat delicious food elsewhere in the world.
When Bloody Brian gets drunk he loves telling everyone how much he loves them.
Bloody Brian has deep and meaningful thoughts.
Bloody Brian as a gigantic cock
by The W0nderful Wizard of 0z January 31, 2019
mugGet the bloody brianmug.

Bloody Sundae

A metaphor, popularized by YouTuber Nerd Explains, which compares the horror movie situation where one or more characters experience multiple signs in an area that something is “very wrong” with the making of a banana split/sundae. With each new sign experienced by the character(s), an ingredient is added to the metaphorical sundae, and once the metaphorical sundae is complete, one or more of the characters are either harmed or killed by whatever was causing the signs.
“If the front door being open is the split banana, this is the three scoops of ‘get the fuck out of the house’ ice cream”
-Nerd Explains explaining the Bloody Sundae in his video, “How to Beat the KILLER CAMERA in ‘Polaroid’ (2019)”
by Nerdgator137 December 5, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Sundaemug.

bloody pampers

he lost the bet, and now he has to eat his girlfriend's bloody pampers.
by juicejuice April 13, 2009
mugGet the bloody pampersmug.

Bloody dave

The act of leaving work early when a job is incomplete
He has done the bloody dave once again
by Greg mkII October 20, 2020
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Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.
Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.
by Colchias March 9, 2015
mugGet the Bloody Turkeymug.

bloody volcano

When you go down on a girl while she's on her period, get a mouthful of blood and spit it in to the air.
My girl didn't tell me she was on her period and I ended up giving her a bloody volcano.
by brett1596 October 15, 2015
mugGet the bloody volcanomug.

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