Bicycle

AKA discord user "RealMax". The walking form of swag, as awesome as they come. The realist of the real ones. A true inspiration to society.

"Wow dude! Almost a bicycle-level brain you got there."

"What in bicycles name?"

by Novaphobia September 25, 2021

Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The term’s metaphorical meaning is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized to learn that his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025

The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.

My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.

by steve33 January 18, 2020

Orange bicycle

While you’re working, somebody pinches your bicycle, rides it to your house and bangs your missus.

Mad as the other day, finished work to find somebody had done the orange bicycle to me.

by Dutchy247 January 30, 2020

Red Bicycle Brand

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

by Whoremonger October 1, 2025

Motor-bicycle

A regular (not motorized) bicycle that looks like a chopper (type of motorcycle).

A: Man, take a look at that thing. What the hell is is?

B: Looks lika motorcycle without the engine.
A: Yeah, its a motor-bicycle.
B: For damn sure.

by jauntyjackalope June 4, 2010

bicycle

a metal bar with 2 wheels

i just rode my bicycle 10 miles

by Lane-Games October 4, 2020