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The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.
by stochastic mime March 20, 2013
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Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.
Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend
by No Tango and no Cash March 25, 2024
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Bernie

Bernie is the best man you ever met even though he was a pimp a while ago he’s cleaned up his act you should always date a Bernie.
You should date that total Bernie over there!
by Jeksnana December 6, 2019
mugGet the Berniemug.

Bernie

Bernie is one of the realest people you'll meet.He's handsome and sexy and all the ladiesbitches all fall in love with his looks and personality.He's very smart,funny,sometimes lazy but overall a great person.You should really have a Bernie in your life
Bernie is so hot and sexy
by SingleMom145 June 12, 2017
mugGet the Berniemug.

Berny

Berny is that one bad bitch who just don’t give a fuck. She’s quiet but crazyyy when her friends are around. She starts off shy then starts opening up more to you. Don’t get her mad tho .. she’ll become a fire cracker. Berny overall the best people to hang around when you get to know them !
god damn berny, you know how to get it downnnn.
by bvrbie.nee November 21, 2021
mugGet the Bernymug.

Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014
mugGet the Bernie Mackingmug.

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018
mugGet the Bernie Fabricciomug.

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