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because fuck you

A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.
"Why did eat all the candies?"
"Because fuck you, that's why!"
by KenM May 19, 2015
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because

song of the beatles
kinda creepy but good guitar in the beginning
on the album abbey road
really good song in my opinion
...because the world is round it turns me on...

GI Joe: Have you heard because by the beatles?

Victor Charlie: ya its a good song but it has a kinda creepy guitar intro but its coo
by usmc0311 April 2, 2009
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"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)

A bs excuse used by many lazy or stupid people who don't feel like reading a lot of info via books, essays, emails, "confusing" long anything written or typed (known to be TLDR). It also makes communication difficult between them and wordy intelligent people they clash with. Such people bully or treat the wordy people badly and also treat them as if they are from a lower caste.

They tend to be popular, because of the number of lazy people who also use their mentality as an excuse not to write or talk a lot like wordy/honest/open people. They typically get confused/disturbed/annoyed by anyone who talks/writes a lot. They call the wordy people crazy and get them into trouble/refuse them services.

Because of the "ADD" epidemic more people are lazy when it comes to reading and comprehension of large amounts of info. Because of the social difficulties, the smarties tend to be outcasts, some pretend to be dumb and quiet just to fit in and even secretive to the point of getting away with crimes like the lazies, while the wordy get into more trouble because of the trend of laziness and less talking/writing being considered sane and normal.

The dumbing down of education in the US may be the reason why so many people talk and write less than their wordy counterparts. The wordy are even diagnosed or undiagnosed with Asperger's, which is a label created by less wordy lazy less intelligent people.
"(long typed email or other communication)." -Smart/Wordy person A

"What? I am confused by what you said."/"TLDR" or (Ignore)/(incriminate/lockup smart person), etc. -Stupid/Lazy/"ADD" person B

"Why/what?" -Person A

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)". -Person B
by Anonymousfemale April 13, 2014
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.
Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!
by Anonymous February 21, 2003
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Everyone-Liked-Him-Because-He-Was-Britishy-Dugan

See also Axie-Dugan, Shamey-Dugan, and Gold-Chainey-Dugan.

An ex-boyfriend of mine who was British, but greasy, weird and annoying. Everyone liked him solely because he was British. I too was a fool and acted like a gullible idiot and went out with him for three days.
Me: Everyone liked Everyone-Liked-Him-Because-He-Was-Britishy-Dugan because he was British.
by Definition Dugan September 6, 2004
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bemuse

1)Someone who snitches on there friends to the police because they are a snitch.
2) To snitch to the cops.
1)Bemuse works for the pig pen and tipped off the police on his best friend.
2) Jane bemused the BS after they talked to her.
by The Bomb Squad April 24, 2005
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Becouse

A stupid misspelling of the word because. Sometimes people are just stupid and think that “becouse” is the actual spelling.
Person 1: Yesterday I talked to Aidan becouse I wanted to hangout

Person 2: it’s because you absolute moron
by Becouseisgay636 February 7, 2021
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