The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 8, 2011
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by YOUR OPINION IS TRASH January 16, 2020
Get the bathroom pass mug.The act of entering a public bathroom (most commonly a school bathroom), and destroying the absolute shit out of it. Can be taken literally or metaphorically. Acts of destruction include but are not limited to, throwing small baby carrots at people taking a shit in the stall, Mario punching the ceiling tiles, punching the soap dispenser and stealing the soap, pissing in a bag and leaving it there, clogging the toilet with toilet paper, taking the whole ass roll of toilet paper and running out of the bathroom leaving a huge trail (don't get caught), and throwing loud poppers. Its imperative you don't get caught or else it doesn't count.
Nick: "Holy shit guys, you know what time it is?"
Josh: "BATHROOM BOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles
Josh: "BATHROOM BOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles
by HoboJoe27 January 27, 2020
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- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
by Santino89 September 25, 2011
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Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.
by babymikey27 April 20, 2015
Get the Bathroom staller mug.Action characterized by abuse, misuse, vandalism to, or otherwise unpleasant behavior in a public bathroom. Such action is typically seemingly intentional but may in fact be completely unintentional.
Bathroom terrorist: "I hate this place and the people in it. It's time to do something irrational and destructive."
Victim: "There is three inches of urine in the bathroom and someone upper-decked the urinal. It was definitely bathroom terrorism."
Victim: "There is three inches of urine in the bathroom and someone upper-decked the urinal. It was definitely bathroom terrorism."
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