hey bails

A greeting to say to a gangsta or cool person at school

hey bails is that sexy mofo

by srddd September 15, 2020

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018

Stella-bail

Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.

Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"

1 hour later:

Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"

Her friends: "Stella-bail!"

by stellalb November 4, 2019

Bail

Boy am I loaded, said when one can't remember craft (can't remember a f*ing thing)

Bail, please help.

by Sexydimma July 25, 2021

Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.

Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.

by ThomasGAlexander July 29, 2012

Selling these bails

Lil baby and 21 savage a lot rappers have said before that “selling these bails”

This means get your niggas out of jail,

They made it out the projects they got money rolling in so they bail they niggas out of jail except it comes with fee

Selling these bails,

Nigga you need a bail,

by Fattarsopussyfarter January 10, 2022

Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!

1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk

by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020