Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 August 19, 2015
BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.
by BigTex March 27, 2012
She is the nicest person you will meet. She doesn’t fit in with a crowd that well and is quite short with brown hair and blue eyes. She loves her friends and is great to be around!!
by Person43256098 October 28, 2019
The art of being a pilchard and running away when you're team (in online games) is in a position of advantage against an opposing team and a member of you're team runs away putting you're team at a disadvantage and blames everyone else.
by Paul kingy October 21, 2023
by Killtecs December 24, 2024
by Killtecs December 24, 2024
When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.
Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!
Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!
Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.
by ThomasGAlexander March 13, 2012