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Mr. Asshat

The correct way of addressing the 45th President of the United States of America’s.
Mr. Asshat, 45th President of the United States, just toured a mask factory during the quarantine and didn’t wear a mask.
by LordGodKel June 4, 2020
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asshat

a nickname someones friend gives them
hey remember when Doctor Asshat bitch slapped that toddler
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Asshat

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”
by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025
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Alabama Asshat

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.
by TBM1371 May 13, 2024
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Asshatness

The behaviour exuded from someone who is considered to be an ass hat.
The game was broken because of his blatant asshatness.
by Dia1 April 28, 2021
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Asshat

A synonym for asshole.
A person that doesn’t consider the results of their actions.
Could be considered as a hypocrite with a narcissistic personality.
WOW ! Your friend is such an asshat !!

You are an asshat of note.
by Poison ivy February 7, 2018
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Asshat

An insult used to define a person with their head up their ass. It is considered a curse word.
"Did you eat the last cookie?! You asshat!"
by Insult Creator April 18, 2022
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