stfu, asshat. 

something everyone should say to obnoxious fucking idiots with their head up their ass.

idiot: liiiiiike OMG hilary duff is lyk SOOOOOO punk rawk!
me: stfu, asshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk ass lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the fuck over it.
idiot: MOMMY!

stfu, asshat. by ur bald headed granny May 4, 2006

10 gallon asshat 

1. an asshat of extreme proportions.
2. one who engages in frequent and unwarranted asshattery

that man is a 10 gallon asshat

10 gallon asshat by z-minus August 25, 2005

Mother fucking asshat 

A douchbag, loser, mother fucker.

A lieing cheating bitch on a stick.

Your such an mother fucking asshat

Mother fucking asshat by TheHairybeasts March 17, 2010

suburban parking asshat 

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

suburban parking asshat by da ali g August 1, 2006

Musical asshat

To sit on someones Head and fart while they are bent over. also see asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

Bill bent over to pickup a quarter so I gave him a musical asshat.

Musical asshat by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

Drive-by asshat by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Pearl asshat 

When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.

When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.

Pearl asshat by filthy B. sanchez July 18, 2007