ask jeeves

Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.

Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!

by Joanna-Clare May 6, 2004

Ask Someone Out Eve

Every year on Christmas Eve, you ask your crush out on a date

“Jack you going to ask your crush out? It’s Ask Someone Out Eve.”

by JackJackWho? December 23, 2019

National Ask Boys Out Day

On November 13th it’s national ask boys out day!

girls don’t be pussies on national ask boys out day

by urmomhomosezx November 2, 2020

National Ask Out Your Crush Day

National ask out your crush day is on January 1st. New year, new you. Go for it!

National ask out your crush day. Do it bro. If they deny you, then you have the confidence to workout in the gym for the rest of your life.

by Mr. I don’t know December 23, 2021

don't care, didn't ask

Is what an asshole says when you tell something that is actually interesting.
It's often because they feel insecure about themselves or because they have had a lack of a father figure during their childhood.
This sentence is often followed by the therm "cringe"

"Yo man, sorry if I don't act the way I usually do, it's becausemy grandma died yesterday"
"don't care, didn't ask"
"what"
"That's kinda cringe bro"

by SpikyBlade November 2, 2022

Did I ask

When a person (usually called evan)Says did I ask when all you did was tell him something

"Evan my dad just fucking died"
"Sorry jayson,Did I ask?

by Denis O'Sullivan March 8, 2020

Men who ask for Lloyd

Two or more male homosexuals, or the male homosexual community at large.

"Men who ask for Lloyd will should find a wonderful time at San Francisco's premiere gay bar 'The Pink Dog'"

by Lloydstalker1 August 7, 2006