Chuck Norris

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.

Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

Chuck a Sickie

When someone takes the day of school/work, claiming "Sickness" when they are not sick.
Mostly used by Australian Students who have a test or assignment due.

Teacher: Philip?
Philip: Here
Teacher: Jack
*silence
Philip: He decided to chuck a sickie, Sir.

by #TrustEngineers August 06, 2018

pussy chuck

The act of thrusting one's genitals (female in this case) violently for the purpose of celebration. The act pertains to a movement generating at the pelvis.

"Omg Stacey, I cannot wait to get out and pussy chuck tonight. I've been locked in the house for too long."

by Rocky 101 June 22, 2014

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.

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by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003

chuck norris

A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...

-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God

Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?

by Jordan IV of the dark warrior of the northern seas of all hate and evil August 02, 2006

Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary can't define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.

Chuck Norris killed two stones with only one bird.

by Noam The CS Teacher November 15, 2017

Chuck

To act one way when around certain persons, yet act in a separate and weird or different way when around a larger group or different set of people. Male version of the word Charlene

Guy 1-
This morning Bill was acting very nice to me, but when his other friends met up with us he was being mean and hurtful to my soul!

Guy 2-
Ya, I could tell that guy was a total Chuck from the time I met him!

by Samuel R. December 08, 2007