Arsehole of Cyclists

The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.

I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

Whooves asshole

When the anal cavity is stretched so far that the hoof of a horse could fit inside.

"That clown car was kinda like whooves asshole"

by Omgitseli June 6, 2018

Internet Asshole

Someone who's an asshole on the internet. This same person probably can't get away with being an asshole in real-life. Most internet assholes are either too lazy or too retarded to hold a real job.

Man, that Timmy kid is such an internet asshole!

by The Robot Council February 7, 2010

Complete Asshole

A person who steals an item and refuses to give it back just before the owner needs to use it.

Jack: hahaha I stole your pen, and I'm not giving it back.
John: You complete asshole, my final exam is in 5 minutes.

by Legitarius December 26, 2009

Crazy Asshole

A word describing someone who is obsessed with porn, sex toys, cussing and the general love of calamari. A lover of large amounts of facial hair and open to loving any musty hole! Easily blows small things out of proportion and can often times be found punching windshields or shooting holes through their truck!

My brother is a crazy asshole, he dislocated my shoulder last weekend and shot a hole in my car!

by Bonediggity September 8, 2010

asshole

The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

He's claiming Johnny on his taxes even though you have custody?! He barely sees him, and gives you no child support! You need every penny to take care of your son, Tara!! What an asshole.

by mil-town-414 August 6, 2007

Burning Asshole

A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.

I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005