Appalachian Flu

The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.

"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped April 24, 2019

Appalachian Firefly

A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)

There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Appaulling

An attempt at a Joke said by a Paul that is quite literally appalling

Paul gave me appaulling and it was absolutely appalling.

by Bullshitstublackbelt October 25, 2019

Apparatial

Denoting that something requires an apparatus; antonym of "hand held"
eg. a missile is apparatial because it must be fired from a turret or vehicle, however an RPG is not because it portable and operated directly by thee user.

"Apparatial Offensive Technology"

by SwimmingBark64 July 18, 2021

appalachian ice

A more obscure name for crystal methamphetamine used primarily in rural appalachia.

Hey man, you hear that Dale's been cooking up some appalachian ice in his trailer by the Smokies?

by thecoonskinfrenchman January 24, 2022

Apparation

Operation in Separatist Apparition, frequently employing Media Imagichicanery*.

Also "to apparate", Apparationist, apparatic & Apparatism; Apparatist.

The Right-Wing-Narrative Constractors* apparation to discredit all forms of Socialism has partly promoted its renewed popularity among the people.

by PartisanZ July 19, 2022

appalachain dip

Pull out a tin of chew and cum into it. The proced to put said cum chew in your lip and while making sweet love to your sister you swap your cum filled chew from your lip to hers.

Ive been chewing for years and need a new dip to try this new appalachain dip it was soo good and my sister loved it too

by Thelittledesertqueen December 9, 2022